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The Evils of Tea (and Virtues of Beer)

Summary:
  • tea has come to supplant the place of beer
  • tea is a weaker kind of laudanum (opium)
  • tea is a waste of time
  • beer is suitable for all but the smallest children
  • up to five quarts a day of beer is enough for all but drunkards
  • tea destroys health and causes effeminacy
  • tea has little of the nutritional value of beer
  • Undeniable proof: tea kills pigs
  • Tea leads men to idleness; and women to the brothel
>>link to comments written in 1822 ;-).

Icon-Comment Candy, 2 years and 363 days ago. Icon-Permalink

This is hilarious! Now I know how to choose my beverage wisely. Let's post this in the office kitchen…
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